The Secret of a Happy Marriage



The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
~~ Henry Youngman ~~(1906 - 1998)

Ha, ha. Some secret codes are hard to crack. :-)

I think there is no secret to a happy marriage because a vast majority of marriages are happy only for a little while. After that it’s anything but happy. I believe it’s just in the nature of humans. They are not happy with anything or anybody for long; doesn’t matter how good that thing or body may be. Most of us are always looking for smething new! That’s why extra-marital affairs are so prevalent.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places



I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
~~ Henry Youngman ~~ (1906 - 1998)

Good advice, don’t you think? *lol